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Youre a really hard individual to shop for so I didnt get you anything. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.

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Happy quotes funny sayings. Funny Quotes Arthur C. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Others will have you remembering hilarious meme-worthy movie and TV.

Cheer up with these funny quotes about happiness. 11 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Be strong and have faith.

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I always wanted to be somebody but now I. When tempted to fight fire with fire. Life is full of happiness and tears.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy. Be crazy be stupid be silly be weird.

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A word to the wise aint necessary it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. True happiness is not something to search for something that money can buy or something that is fixed. If life gives you lemons make lemonade.

If words are not your thing or you do not want to take too much time from the birthday. I dont mind and you dont matter 1. If you dont like me remember its mind over matter.

Birthday cake calories dont count. All the things I really like to do are either. Home Happy Quotes.

If you can find something meaningful to say about basic human emotions and foiblesvanity self-importance love attraction commercialism and even lustin a biting but funny way your words are likely to stir emotions in your listeners or readers and be remembered. Smart good looking and. You are the age you are today.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. When you realize that there is a playful joyous energy behind what you do. These funny quotes about work love friends and family will have you saying So true because well they are.

13 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Happiness Smile Laughter 90 Copy quote If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it. Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.

Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. I tried but they wanted cash. 12 I couldnt repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

On a deeper level you are already complete. I have to keep reminding myself that Im an adult and will be charged as one 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words funny quotes funny sayings funny quotes and sayings. Everyone with telekinetic powers raise my hand.

So it is with the quotes from the famous people on this list. Just never his own. If you were Jesus today would be Christmas.

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