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Funny have a good day jokes. Men have two emotions. I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day. Never mind I shouldnt spread it.

Some might sound stupid and lame but within you find the humour that you need. I got a job at a paperless office. Why do bees have sticky hair.

The boss asks him What do you think is your worst quality The man says Im probably too honest The boss says Thats not a bad thing I think being honest is a good quality. They must not like fast food. What time does a duck wake up.

One day youll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you. 11 Best Comedian One Liners. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.

Did you hear the rumor about the butter. Evening news is where they begin with Good evening and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. A police officer pulled over a man and told him because he had been wearing his seat belt he won 1000 in their giveaway.

Never mind it really stinks. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentines Day to dance.

Have a good day all you mother fuckers. Ha ha ha really good joke. If you like these clean one liner jokes youll also like these 45 Really Funny Clean Jokes And Puns.

The worlds best comedians have said these sickest one liners. You know it was so cold in DC. Send up a larger room Groucho Marx.

A friend asks for the better jokes from his colleagues. The quack of down. By the way how would do you call a pile of kittens.

Bill walks into his bosss office one day and says Sir Ill be straight with you I know the economy isnt great but Ive got three companies after me and Id like to respectfully ask for a raise. Plus youll enjoy lots of laughs along the way. Because they use honeycombs.

Who am I to argue. The largest collection of jokes. How a good day turns bad.

Because then it would be a foot. One shouts to the other I need you to help me get to the other side The other guy replies Youre on the other side. You wont miss an opportunity to make someone laugh with these corny good jokes.

The funniest clean joke ever is at the end of this page. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.

When that lawn mower cuts off your toes dont come running to me Justice. They are short and easy to remember. Please keep reading this page until the very end.

LOL with em now. Theres a good reason for that. Have you heard the one about the skunk.

When I greeted my boss in the morning he told me to have a good day. Some people eat snails. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh.

How do mountains stay warm in the winter. But all of them are awesome. The other day I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger All three girls die at the same time and at the staircase to heaven the angel says okay on every step is a joke and if you can go up all 1000 steps you will go to heaven but if you laugh you will go down to hell. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. If the below jokes are still disliked by your votes well remove them from this list.

If sex is a pain in the ass then youre doing it wrong 11. Continuing on below is the rest of our list of the funniest jokes these jokes didnt make the top 10 but we still found them very funny. During the hour of religion the teacher held a lesson.

Dirty clean and short jokes that will crack you up. OK let me tell you a good joke. Some of them are sarcastic.

Funny short jokes make you laugh out loud most times uncontrollably. Keep them handy for dinnertime carpool and parties. Why cant your ear be 12 inches long.

These are the most awesome clean jokes and puns youll find. What do you call a factory that sells good. Then youll see what its like.

That way when you criticize them youll be a mile away and youll have their shoes. Yo momma jokes kids blonde office and other jokes. The officer asked the man what he was going to do with the money and the man replied Well Im guess Ill go to driving school and get my license.

So I thanked him and went back home. Funny Short jokes to make you laugh. God created Adam and from his coast he made Eve.

101 Work Jokes for the Joke of the Day. So youll love em. Yesterday night I was at your wife.

If you think nobody cares if youre alive try missing a couple of payments. He found his honey. That is exactly the kind of jokes that we have for you.

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